I know, right? Haha. We started dropping like flies! The suckiest, most pathetic little flies, Fie. It really does not surprise me that the two of us are the only ones left alive.

[ a beat. ]

Actually, that's a lie. I am really surprised I'm still alive. Like, how stupid are these people? Zuko literally laid it out for them, in detail!, and they still didn't kill me. Incredible. But anyway, you'll be the last one standing, so have fun with that after the village finally gets their shit together and executes me at the trial. I hope someone decides to shoot me in the head like Neku did. That would be hysterical.





[ gallows humor! or ... you know, something like that. ]