chiefexe: (the chief)
chief swanson ([personal profile] chiefexe) wrote2017-07-18 09:27 pm

[ THE WAYLAYER ]

WAYLAYER

The message somehow ends up showing up in a bottle washed up against the shore actually. Which is a pretty weird way to deliver a message but of course, it's thematic. Naturally, it'll only show up when nobody else is around. When walking along the beach, Prussia will find that bottle right there, waiting for them.

The message Prussia receives is short and simple:

Need you for something. Come see me this evening. You'll know where to go.

- Hal

P.S. Put the note back in the bottle. Throw it back. I'll know if you don't.
And that's it. Of course, if they choose to listen to their message, they'll find a mysterious path in the jungle. They'll find the path as if guided to it, even though it won't be there if they try to show it to someone else later. And at the end of the path, they'll find a small hut, tucked against the jungle backdrop and the two Chiefs standing in front of it. Hal greets them with a flat look and a greeting:

Waylayer.

And then he holds out a small notebook, weather-worn and a little salty. Looks like they've been chosen for one of those roles that were mentioned. Good luck.


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eisenundblut: (646140_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-07 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, loads.

[The young-looking woman with the German accent isn't grinning cheerily at the moment. Instead, she just looks disgusted and rather annoyed, carelessly waving the notebook.]

Let's start with the first one. The fuck do I get outta this? You give me some shitty-ass role and expect me to just what, play along for the hell of it? Don't see how this gives me any kinda advantage in your stupid game.
eisenundblut: (619608_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-08 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[They've built statues to her charm you know!! Also to her heroism, so good work, Pal.]

Well when you put it that way.... Wait, no!! I'm not just accepting this!! Maybe I don't got anyone to protect, and I can only protect myself every other week. That's dumb!

I at least want like, an awesome diary or something for doin' this for you.
eisenundblut: (585393_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-08 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
And a pencil! I won't be fooled by you guys and your stupid rules and shit.

[She crosses her arms and taps one foot impatiently against the ground. Wow she's smart. What's the point of an awesome diary if she can't write in it??]

I want it in my hut by the time I get back tonight, just like what you did with the clothes.

Anyway I know why you guys would want someone cool like me in your stupid game, but what's with the prissy aristocrat?

[She means Austria.]
eisenundblut: (585393_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-08 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
So just send her home then.

[She purses her lips and blows a raspberry.]

She's boring. Bet she won't even try to kill anyone!! Just try to marry them all.

[Pause.]

Who owns this island, anyway?
eisenundblut: (585393_02)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-09 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
[She makes another farting noise with her lips.]

So how many other assholes you calling in for these meetings, anyway? We're gonna be trippin' all over ourselves in the dark if you keep this up.
eisenundblut: (NyoPrussiaAnime)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-16 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
So if you guys had to root for somebody to win your stupid game, who'd it be?

[She's casually leaning against the hut, the very picture of someone with zero (0) cares in the world hanging out with friends.]
eisenundblut: (5588485_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-16 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, lucky for you guys, I totally match that description. There's nobody more fun than me!

[No.....]

Anyway, I'm gonna look out for Newt's group this week. Since you said I can't do the same pair twice in a row, right? Erhard's out, so it's gotta be Newt.
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[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Now!! No, wait, later. Yeah, later. I'll ask you guys about it tomorrow, you can give it to me then. That way my cute little birdy of a roommate isn't wondering why I got an extra present without asking for it.

Speaking of my cute little birdy of a roommate, how much can you guys hear? Like, if I'm talkin' real quiet in my hut, can you hear us? And don't lie!! I can smell lies!
eisenundblut: (1372423_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
But some things do, right? That's the implication?

[She grins cheerfully at him.]

What if somebody wants to jerk off? You got a magic spell for privacy?
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[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-17 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Gross.

[She shakes her head. That's all for now, she guesses!]
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[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[Nebulously after Lief told Prussia about his and Jacopo's harebrained scheme but before they leave to actually do it-]

I'm breaking Laphicet and Jacopo this week.

[Gone is the smart grin, the false camaraderie. If anything, she looks like a soldier for once; her accent is crisper, too, cooler and sharper to match the line of her lips.]
eisenundblut: (920653_01)

[personal profile] eisenundblut 2017-08-22 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Why waste time?

[She rests a hand on her hip.] So how many more people have a role like mine? I hate sharing glory.

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